Bearded trainwreck.

I still love Conan, but I'm watching his writerless broadcast right now... I can't bear to see it. The man's got a beard, and it looks awful. More than that, he's so nervous that he's out of breath. And he's quite obviously trying to make it bad on purpose. Part of the shtick to get the writers' strike settled, and to get people to watch his show. Painful. He's spinning his wedding ring on his desk right now. I mean, I get it, but -- please. Conan. Come on. You're a writer.

That's why he's doing it though. You can tell he feels like Benedict Arnold.

Let's just get this strike settled, eh?

Conan O'Brien: marry me.

Another man I'm in love with, even more than I was before. Move over Stewart and Colbert. Out of the way, Joss Whedon and Aaron Sorkin. Conan O'Brien is my man.

NBC was going to lay off Conan's production staff of 80 today because of the writers' strike, so instead Conan's going to pay all of their salaries.

Read the article here: "Conan O'Brien grows a strike beard"

Also, check this site out: Late Night Underground